1. |
Hey, Piano Bar Lady
01:59
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Hey, piano bar lady
Won't you serenade me
I've got nothing to do
But to listen to you
Sitting here at the bar
Hey, piano bar lady
Sing me something shady, lady
And if you can play Night and Day
I'll put a tip in your jar
Bridge 1
I like your style
And the way you smile
Across the piano-lid
As Time Goes By
Almost made me cry
Here's looking at you kid
Hey, piano bar lady
Was that a maybe, lady?
Now here's a thought
New York, New York
I’ll put a tip in your jar
Verse 2
Hey, piano bar lady
Won't you serenade me
I'm listening here
Over my beer
i've had three so far
Hey piano bar lady
Sing me something shady lady
If you could you play for me
Tenderly
I'll put a tip in your jar
You were on a roll with your Body and Soul
You almost made the piano shake
Your cheek-bones kinda get me
I wonder if you'll let me
Talk to you on your break
Say piano bar lady
Was that a maybe lady?
Something everyone knows
Like La Vie en Rose
I’ll put a tip in your jar
v3
Hey, piano bar lady
Won't you serenade me
I’m here all alone
And though you may be unknown
You are my favourite star
Hey piano bar lady
Sing me something shady lady
And if you could do
Cocktails for Two
I'll put a tip in your jar
Bridge 3
The numbers are declining
But still your hair is shining
Under the piano light
I have to say that I think I'll stay
With The Way You Look Tonight
Hey, piano bar lady
How bout One For My Baby maybe
And if you could do
Something blue
And before you're through
This Guy's in Love with You
I'll put a tip in your jar
Coda
Hey piano bar lady
Won't you serenade me
Hey piano bar lady
Sing me something shady
Hey piano bar lady
Was that a maybe?
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2. |
International Sofa Lady
04:34
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In LONDON town the chips were down I had no place to stay
i met up with an Aussie In the merry month of May
He said 'No need to worry you can come back to our flat
It's down in kangaroo valley and we'll fix you up like that!"
The flat was full of Kiwis and we sat around the fire
We drank a lot of Fosters and got ready to retire
The Aussie said "My bed is large and it can stretch to two
And we can share it friendly-like I'll never bother you"
I said "I may sound like a grouch
But I think I'll take the couch! ”
CHORUS:
'Cause I'm an international sofa lady
I've slept around from Istanbul to Haiti
So please don't offer me your bed
'cause though I'd like to be your friend
I don't want to get too matey
I ended up in PARIS where I didn't know a soul
I walked up to Montmartre where I thought I'd take a stroll
I met a charming artist who said "You 'ave got a cute face
I'll sketch you in my studio and we can take your suit-case”
His rooms were nicely furnished in a fin-de-siècle style
With velvet draperies everywhere that seemed to stretch for miles
The sketching took till midnight then he said "it's primitif
But I only have one bed to share. Of course I'll let you sleep"
I said "Of course, I may be quite wrong
But I think it may be safer to take the chaise-longue!”
I went on down to SICILY to have a bit of fun
I spied a lovely villa that was shining in the sun
The owner then walked out of it and introduced himself
He said "You're looking travel-worn, why not stay here for your health?
Now I am an aristocrat, I lead a life of leisure
I have a lot of servants and indulge in every pleasure"
As night came on we drank our wine and ate the fruits in season
He said "Pick one of the servants and we'll make a cosy threesome"
I said……mmm……I rather like the chauffeur
But I think i'll take the sofa!"
Optional Extra Verses
I visited my good friend Lars in charming COPENHAGEN
We went on down to Christianshaven to see the fair and bargain
He said that Fritz could put me up in his abode nearby
A 16thcentury dwelling that was picturesque besides
The apartment had no heating it was never modernized
We downed a lot of schnaps so we could warm up our insides
And Fritz said “We should sleep up close to get the heat we lack
My bed is rather hard but it’ll straighten up your back”’
I said “Well I prefer to slouch
So I think I’ll take the couch!”
While trudging through Tribeca in the NEW YORK transit strike
A fellow ran right into me a-dreaming on his bike
There seemed to be no damage done I only suffered shock
He said “ You’re looking shaken why not come up to my loft?”
Now he was a musician and he had a lot of space
He played me lots of records and I really liked his taste.
I said “I should go home but with the strike it’s such a drag”
He said “why don’t you stay the night and share my sleeping bag?”
I said “ I think you’re a gorgeous man
But … haven’t you got a divan?!”
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3. |
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SoHoites are so few they see the same familiar faces everyday
And trucks are always rumbling through or loading up and getting in our way
So Sunday is a special day
‘Cause suddenly there’s people everywhere
The streets are void of trucks and vans
And even though the garbage is still there
You just don’t care
SoHo on a Sunday afternoon
(Taking a tea break see where my feet take me)
On a sunny Sunday afternoon
(Letting my mind flow see where the wind blows my fancy)
Hey nonny no no Sunday in SoHo
Hey nonny no no Sunday in SoHo
But it seems a little strange to me when people from uptown
Come down to SoHo
The people visit galleries
Or try to understand a holograph
And when the tourists stare at you
You feel that you should give your autograph
The Upper East Side comes to brunch
The reisdents can hardly get a seat
The kids are playing basketball and trying not to suffer in the heat
You just cant beat
SoHo on a Sunday afternoon
(Taking a tea break see where my feet take me)
On a sunny Sunday afternoon
(Letting my mind flow see where the wind blows my fancy)
Hey nonny no no Sunday in SoHo
Hey nonny no no Sunday in SoHo
But it seems a little strange to me when people from uptown
Come down to SoHo
And when the sun is going down
The building-tops are cast into relief
Such pillars scrolls and balustrades
A pity that their beauty is so brief
The people from New Jersey
Get into their cars and quickly drive away
When Monday’s here tomorrow it’ll be another dirty SoHo day
But that’s okay
SoHo on a Sunday afternoon
(Taking a tea break see where my feet take me)
On a sunny Sunday afternoon
(Letting my mind flow see where the wind blows my fancy)
Hey nonny no no Sunday in SoHo
Hey nonny no no Sunday in SoHo
But it seems a little strange to me when people from uptown
Come down to SoHo
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4. |
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Hey, piano bar lady
Won't you serenade me
I've got nothing to do
But to listen to you
Sitting here at the bar
Hey, piano bar lady
Sing me something shady, lady
And if you can play Night and Day
I'll put a tip in your jar
Bridge 1
I like your style
And the way you smile
Across the piano-lid
As Time Goes By
Almost made me cry
Here's looking at you kid
Hey, piano bar lady
Was that a maybe, lady?
Now here's a thought
New York, New York
I’ll put a tip in your jar
Verse 2
Hey, piano bar lady
Won't you serenade me
I'm listening here
Over my beer
i've had three so far
Hey piano bar lady
Sing me something shady lady
If you could you play for me
Tenderly
I'll put a tip in your jar
You were on a roll with your Body and Soul
You almost made the piano shake
Your cheek-bones kinda get me
I wonder if you'll let me
Talk to you on your break
Say piano bar lady
Was that a maybe lady?
Something everyone knows
Like La Vie en Rose
I’ll put a tip in your jar
v3
Hey, piano bar lady
Won't you serenade me
I’m here all alone
And though you may be unknown
You are my favourite star
Hey piano bar lady
Sing me something shady lady
And if you could do
Cocktails for Two
I'll put a tip in your jar
Bridge 3
The numbers are declining
But still your hair is shining
Under the piano light
I have to say that I think I'll stay
With The Way You Look Tonight
Hey, piano bar lady
How bout One For My Baby maybe
And if you could do
Something blue
And before you're through
This Guy's in Love with You
I'll put a tip in your jar
Coda
Hey piano bar lady
Won't you serenade me
Hey piano bar lady
Sing me something shady
Hey piano bar lady
Was that a maybe?
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5. |
Down Coat
03:31
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v.1
I didn't go home for Xmas
instead I bought a coat
To get me through a New York winter
A bright sea-green down coat
A hand-dyed affair
With lots of flair
It reached up to here and down there
And everywhere I went that winter
They'd walk up to me and say
CHORUS
Is that a down coat?
No it's an up-coat
I wish I had one the same
is that a down coat?
No it's an up coat
I guess it really keeps you warm
How much did it cost? was it expensive?
Where did you get that coat?
What was that you said, Broome and West Broadway?
What was the name of the shop?
Excuse me this is where I get off
it's a great down coat"
v.2
Round midnight traveling on the subway
A scary thing to do
I found myself alone in the the subway car
When a feller got on too
Equivocal appearance, unkempt hair
Was that a kindly glance, was that a leer?
I flinched as he walked up to me
But this is what he said
BRIDGE:
I was walking past Bloomingdales in the snow
And a lady in a fur coat wanted to know
Is that a down coat?
And on St. Paddy's day in the parade
A guy who was marching with the Fire Brigade
Is that a down coat?
And at the top of the Empire State
When I went to look the guard said "Wait!
Say lady…is that a down coat?”
v.3.
And if I wore it in New Zealand
Would it be a Down Under coat?
I could always use it as a sleeping-bag
Or sail it like a boat
But I know if I wear it down in Dunedin
Or anywhere else that's really freezin'
They'll overcome their kiwi shyness
And this is what they'll say
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6. |
Mole Song
02:32
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v.1 I'm a mole and I live in a hole
Where do I live?
New York
I'm a mole and I live in a hole
Where do I live?
New York, New York
It's a helluva town
Oh the Bronx is up
But my battery's down
Running down
Bridge 1. I lift up my window
The air's kinda stuffy
And all I can see
Are the buildings nearby
My eyes have grown dim
And my skin's kinda puffy
My duct's are so dirty
I can't even cry
v.2 And I'm a mole and I live in a hole
Where do I live?
New York
I'm a mole and success is my goal
Got plenty of street to walk
New York
It's a helluva town
Oh the Bronx is up
But my battery's down
Running down
Bridge 2.And I was brought up in a place in the country
Where butterflies flutter and bumblebees sway
The grass was so green and so golden with buttercups
But here in Manhattan
It's concrete and grey
v.3 And I'm a city mole and I live in a hole
Where do I live?
New York
I'm a mole, I'm a civilized soul
I eat with a knife and fork
New York
It's a hell-of-a-town
Oh the Bronx is up
But my battery's down
Running down
Running down
Running down
Running down
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7. |
Family at the Beach
05:08
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At the beach, at the beach etc
And Auntie Birdie Uncle Bob and Valerie and Tony Heather too
And Auntie Dorrie Uncle Ken and Pamela Bay and Claire were there
At the beach
And naturally there was Mum and Dad and Bruce and me and Beverley
At the beach by the sea
In our tents en famille
With a stretcher for you and a lilo for me
And a primus to cook with and fresh fish for tea
Oo-oo-ooh what a lovely time we had
Oh the sparkling of the water
And the burning of the sand
And the glistening of the seashells
As I held them in my hand
And the tall pohutukawas
Were full of crimson flowers
And happiness was easy to reach
With the family at the beach
( Spoken: “Now what did we use to do there?_… I remember”)
Now Uncle Stan would often go out fishing
Sometimes one or two of us went with him
At the beach
On rainy days we played a game of cards
Or played the ukelele
Or some of us would go exploring
Clambering and climbing round the rocks
To the next beach
Examining the little pools for sea anemones
And other tiny sea life
At the beach on the sand
Arm in arm hand in hand
And the redheads got burnt and the others got tanned
And the pleasure was endless and nothing was planned
Oo-oo-ooh what a lovely time we had
Oh the sparkling of the water
And the burning of the sand
And the glistening of the seashells
As I held them in my hand
And the tall pohutukawas
Were full of crimson flowers
And happiness was easy to reach
With the family at the beach
(Spoken : “And one particular Xmas holiday we went camping on the East Coast at a place called Te Kaha”)
And no-one else at all was camping there that year
And so we had it to ourselves
Just like a private beach
Though sometimes Maori locals came a galloping their horses down the beach
And stopped to say hello
And once a week we went to see a movie at the local hall which had an old projector
At the beach
And laughed because the sound was so distorted
But it didn’t really seem to matter
And my sister and me
Sang in close harmony
And were judged second best
At the local talent quest
And we all had a ball
In the Te Kaha hall
Oo-oo-ooh what a lovely time we had
Oh the sparkling of the water
And the burning of the sand
And the glistening of the seashells
As I held them in my hand
And the tall pohutukawas
Were full of crimson flowers
And happiness was easy to reach
With the family at the beach
(Coda,Spoken:
“There was Uncle Stan and Auntie Betty, Colin, Barry, Auntie May and Uncle Roy and Auntie Birdie Uncle Bob and Valerie and Tony Heather too and Auntie Dorrie Uncle Ken and Pamela Bay and Claire were there and naturally there was Mum and Dad and Bruce and me and Beverley…”)
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8. |
Green Card
03:29
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I got my green card today!
Well it isn't exactly green
More like a whitish cream
And covered with some cherry-coloured squiggles
Seismographic squiggles
Rosy little wiggles
I'm glad I got it Ok
Well, I wasn't exactly blue
More like a bit subdued
With lots of other things to make me happy
Yes, you made me happy
Now my step is snappier
Because the postman brought my green card today
Which means that I get to stay
With you in America
And do with you the green card cha cha cha
I got my green card today!
The letterings blue and black
With touches of red in back
And coded numbers adding to the mystery
Bureaucratic mystery
Maybe it's my history
they've got my finger-print framed
And the photograph isn't great
I need to put on some weight
But I guess I'll only show it to officials
Smiling at officials
Hey I got a wish fulfilled
Because the postman brought my green card today
Which means that I get to stay
With you in America
And do with you the green card cha cha cha
I got my green card today!
I'm a "resident alien"
So glad they could take me in
It sounds as though I'm from another planet
From a distant planet
My spaceship has just landed
i'll cook some greens up today
A broccoli - spinach pie
With a glass of green ginger wine
In celebration of my non-deporting
A toast to non-deporting
Now I have a sporting chance
Because the postman brought my green card today
Which means that I get to stay
With you in America
And do with you the green card cha cha cha
With you in America
And do with you the green card cha cha cha ( simile)
With you in America
And do with you the green card cha cha cha
I got my green card today
Cha cha cha
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A quiet little table in the corner
I share the piano-chair with Gloria
Smoking lots of cigarettes
Double brandies at her side
And no regrets
They called me one day and said “Hey honey
Do the late shift and make some extra money
Gloria can’t sing a note
‘Cause the cancer’s got her by the throat”
And Christine the waitress wants to marry
An upper-class Englishman called Harry
Took her on a Concorde flight
But turned out to be a phony fly-by-night
And we sympathise in the ladies’ room
And she dries her eyes
And I play her tune
The customers who seldom press their buzzers
Are doing things they wouldn’t tell their mothers
When the cleaners do their task
What do they find on the floor
Just don’t ask
The grand-piano I play is an illusion
Just a spinet with a kidney-shaped protrusion
So enjoy your secret tryst
But send a drink up for the pianist
And Al is the owner with a double life
Has a mistress in the country and a city wife
He can never lift the lid
His old lady is a helpless invalid
And it’s no-one’s fault
He entertains his friends
And drinks his single malt
And I play to the end
I play to the end
CODA
A quiet little table in the corner
I share the piano-chair with Gloria ….
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10. |
Love Slipped In
02:15
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Gliding through the light and shadow
Love makes mischief as it flies
You won't spot that bow and arrow
Love's a master of disguise
Love slipped in
What a surprise
i saw that look in your eyes
Love came sliding into the room
Without so much as a sha-boom sha-boom
Unannounced then it was there
Running round everywhere
And right out of the blue
I knew I loved you
Oh what a surprise
Love slipped in up the back stairs
And we were caught unawares
Love came riding into the fray
We didn't hear even a hip-hooray
Unforeseen then it was there
Jumping on every chair
And right out of the blue
I knew I loved you
Oh what a surprise
Love slipped in we were amazed
We'd been so cool and unphased
Love came oozing under the door
Whispering "what are you waiting for?"
We locked it out and then it was there
Doing high kicks in the air
And right out of the blue
I knew I loved you
What a conundrum what a to-do
Where did it come from haven't a clue
Oh what a surprise
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A brownstone on a tree-lined street
Can make a city life seem sweet
And I the wandering troubadour
Was tenant of the parlour floor
For five good years and more
And the carved wooden stairs
Had seen ninety years
The kitchen was so very thin
That only one could cook therein
The bathroom was fantastic black
With antique tub and tile intact
Wish I could have it back
I could have it back
And I loved my apartment
That's where my heart went
(Chorus)
And the cold cold landlord
Took it away
And I'm sad sad sad
So sad every day
The living-room was Wedgwood blue
And jungle green the house-plants grew
With wooden shutters for the night
And lofty ceiling painted white
An Upper West Side height
And that old New York marvel
A fire-place with marble
And at the piano I would croon
The rubber tree enjoyed a tune
And now and then I held a salon
Punch concocted by the gallon
For the talented
All the talented
And I loved my apartment
That's where my heart went
(chorus)
And Mike had brushed the bedroom pink
But not the pink that you would think
And in my boudoir terra-cotta
I could lie in bed and potter
Think a lotta things
And on a quilt of white satin
Lovers were Latin
And sunlight shafted through the leaves
Of old and tough Manhattan trees
And squirrels raced the window-sill
And in the morning birds would trill
Wish I could hear them still
I could hear them still
And I loved my apartment
That's where my heart went
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Linn Lorkin New Zealand
Brought up on farm in Tokoroa NZ, Linn Lorkin got her show-business start in Europe in the 70s. She started off singing in a low dive in Copenhagen and went on to play the prestigious Ronnie Scott's in London. She played piano-bar in NYC in the 80s and there became a prolific songwriter. Back in NZ she became one of the most versatile performers around, singing, touring and writing for many bands ... more
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