1. |
The Girl from Tokoroa
02:12
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2. |
Before I Knew the World
02:15
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Before I knew the world, before the world knew me
I used to climb up high upon my daddy’s knee
We’d play the game again and I’d laugh with glee
Before I knew the world
The nurse who came from Plunket weighed us carefully
There was red rhubarb and junket as dessert for tea
I thought it would continue for eternity
Before I knew the world,
Before the world knew me
(The grass that brushed my shoulder was a shining sea
There were fluffy yellow pompoms on each wattle tree
I thought it would continue for eternity
Before I knew the world
Before the world knew me)
And the bright sun lit me up
Just like a giant buttercup
( last time): wake me up
And now I know the world, now the world knows me
I’ve sung a lot of songs, written more than three
And when nobody listens then I sing for me
Before I knew the world
Before the world knew me
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3. |
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Off and running wild and free
Naked as a kid can be
Down the paddock up the hill
Cars might see us, what a thrill
CHORUS
You kids look guilty
What have you been up to?
Nothing mum
Nothing much
We’ve just been helping Dad milk the cows
Hiding in the pampas grass
Sunburnt bodies bare of ass
Playing doctors curiously
Why aren’t you the same as me?
Gone our olden childhood days
Separately we go our ways
Make mistakes that leave us numb
Come back home and visit Mum
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4. |
Family at the Beach
05:05
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At the beach, at the beach etc
And Auntie Birdie Uncle Bob and Valerie and Tony Heather too
And Auntie Dorrie Uncle Ken and Pamela Bay and Claire were there
At the beach
And naturally there was Mum and Dad and Bruce and me and Beverley
At the beach by the sea
In our tents en famille
With a stretcher for you and a lilo for me
And a primus to cook with and fresh fish for tea
Oo-oo-ooh what a lovely time we had
Oh the sparkling of the water
And the burning of the sand
And the glistening of the seashells
As I held them in my hand
And the tall pohutukawas
Were full of crimson flowers
And happiness was easy to reach
With the family at the beach
( Spoken: “Now what did we use to do there?_… I remember”)
Now Uncle Stan would often go out fishing
Sometimes one or two of us went with him
At the beach
On rainy days we played a game of cards
Or played the ukelele
Or some of us would go exploring
Clambering and climbing round the rocks
To the next beach
Examining the little pools for sea anemones
And other tiny sea life
At the beach on the sand
Arm in arm hand in hand
And the redheads got burnt and the others got tanned
And the pleasure was endless and nothing was planned
Oo-oo-ooh what a lovely time we had
Oh the sparkling of the water
And the burning of the sand
And the glistening of the seashells
As I held them in my hand
And the tall pohutukawas
Were full of crimson flowers
And happiness was easy to reach
With the family at the beach
(Spoken : “And one particular Xmas holiday we went camping on the East Coast at a place called Te Kaha”)
And no-one else at all was camping there that year
And so we had it to ourselves
Just like a private beach
Though sometimes Maori locals came a galloping their horses down the beach
And stopped to say hello
And once a week we went to see a movie at the local hall which had an old projector
At the beach
And laughed because the sound was so distorted
But it didn’t really seem to matter
And my sister and me
Sang in close harmony
And were judged second best
At the local talent quest
And we all had a ball
In the Te Kaha hall
Oo-oo-ooh what a lovely time we had
Oh the sparkling of the water
And the burning of the sand
And the glistening of the seashells
As I held them in my hand
And the tall pohutukawas
Were full of crimson flowers
And happiness was easy to reach
With the family at the beach
(Coda,Spoken:
“There was Uncle Stan and Auntie Betty, Colin, Barry, Auntie May and Uncle Roy and Auntie Birdie Uncle Bob and Valerie and Tony Heather too and Auntie Dorrie Uncle Ken and Pamela Bay and Claire were there and naturally there was Mum and Dad and Bruce and me and Beverley…”)
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5. |
I'm From Under Down
02:18
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Now I am just a country lass
And all I ever played in was grass
That’s why I’m going crazy in this great big town
I’m from Under Down
I answered the performing call
By playing in the local church hall
That’s why I’m going crazy getting more renown
I’m from Under Down
CH.
Pick me up, put me down
Turn me round
Is this Paris or old London Town?
(2. Is this Amsterdam of Kobenhauen?)
And I have no boundaries
So shock and astound me please
I’m a rover up over
Sniffing up over clover
I’m from Under Down Under
I’m from Under Down
My mother always made my clothes
Though sewing was a thing that she loathed
That’s why I’m going crazy in my store-bought gown
I’m from Under Down
Our neighbour always cut my hair
I never had it longer than “there”
That’s why I’m going crazy in my salon crown
I’m from Under Down
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6. |
The Beatle's New Album
04:12
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The Beatles have a new album out today
Have you heard it? Have you seen it?
I’m rushing out the door to buy it right away
Gonna buy it, wanna try it
And I’ll lie on the floor
And let the notes soar
I’ll play it right through
Then I’ll play it some more
It’s a red letter day
It’s my first ever play
Of the new album by the Beatles
Oh, the Beatles’ new album
it’s a feeling that’s seldom felt these days
We are jaded, hopes are faded
What a pity, what a shame
I think it’s even better than the one before
Who’d have thought it could be better?
I like the second side
Especially number four
It’s a honey, cute and funny
And I really must say
It gets better each play
And the cover is great
In an unusual way
It’s a bit of a hit
Everyone’s having fun
With the new album by the Beatles
Oh, the Beatles’ new album
it’s a feeling that’s seldom felt these days
We are jaded, hopes are faded
What a pity, what a shame
I’m taking up the hem of my new party dress
It’s a purple mini kaftan
It isn’t very long
But I want it less
Make it micro, let my legs show
And I’ll wear it just right
To a party tonight
We’ll find a good party
Without an invite
Meet a bloke laugh and joke
Let’s romance have a dance
To the new album by the Beatles
Oh, the Beatles’ new album
it’s a feeling that’s seldom felt these days
We are jaded, hopes are faded
What a pity, what a shame
I think I’ll plan my next holiday today
(Go to Europe on a new trip)
I think we’ll go to Greece hitching all the way
(Or we could go to Morocco)
And we’ll get there and back
With just a rucksack
We’ll meet lots of strangers
Off life’s beaten track
On a beach out of reach
See the stars play guitar
Sing the new album by the Beatles
Oh, the Beatles’ new album
it’s a feeling that’s seldom felt these days
We are jaded, hopes are faded
What a pity, what a shame
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7. |
Villa Poggi
04:15
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Here we are in Villa Poggi
Where the food is rather stodgy
The future’s looking very dodgy
And time is like a snail
Sitting round in Naples Jail…
Teresa’s very motherly and serving fourteen years
‘Cause she shot her husband’s sister dead
Who kept on coming round to taunt her ‘bout her wedding night
“We know you weren’t a virgin and I want to see the bloody sheets”
She took her husband’s shot-gun and said “I can show you blood-stains if you like!”
Here we are in Villa Poggi
The nuns that supervise us tend to have an attitude
Superior to the sinners in their midst
And Padre Gabriele has the reddest cheeks I’ve seen
Perhaps he’s just embarrassed to be preaching to this crazy lot
Of contrabandist,s brothel-keepers, whores and thieves and murderesses too
Here we are in Villa Poggi ..
Our section gets together on a Sunday afternoon
We dance the tango all around the room
We play the scratchy records on a tiny gramophone
And the Rosa’s the ring-leader of a group undoing buttons
Who are flashing titties naughtily at fellers who are working in the yard
Here we are in Villa Poggi …
Teresa’s very good at imitating Sister D
While Wanda’s Mother Superior hits the marks
I drape myself in table-cloths and do a Padre G
With wine and mozzarella we can have a lot of fun
Pretending we are on the outside
but they still come round at night
and lock us in
Here we are in Villa Poggi
Where the food is rather stodgy
The future’s looking very dodgy
And time is like a snail
Sitting round in Naples Jail
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8. |
International Sofa Lady
04:54
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In LONDON town the chips were down I had no place to stay
i met up with an Aussie In the merry month of May
He said 'No need to worry you can come back to our flat
It's down in kangaroo valley and we'll fix you up like that!"
The flat was full of Kiwis and we sat around the fire
We drank a lot of Fosters and got ready to retire
The Aussie said "My bed is large and it can stretch to two
And we can share it friendly-like I'll never bother you"
I said "I may sound like a grouch
But I think I'll take the couch! ”
CHORUS:
'Cause I'm an international sofa lady
I've slept around from Istanbul to Haiti
So please don't offer me your bed
'cause though I'd like to be your friend
I don't want to get too matey
I ended up in PARIS where I didn't know a soul
I walked up to Montmartre where I thought I'd take a stroll
I met a charming artist who said "You 'ave got a cute face
I'll sketch you in my studio and we can take your suit-case”
His rooms were nicely furnished in a fin-de-siècle style
With velvet draperies everywhere that seemed to stretch for miles
The sketching took till midnight then he said "it's primitif
But I only have one bed to share. Of course I'll let you sleep"
I said "Of course, I may be quite wrong
But I think it may be safer to take the chaise-longue!”
I went on down to SICILY to have a bit of fun
I spied a lovely villa that was shining in the sun
The owner then walked out of it and introduced himself
He said "You're looking travel-worn, why not stay here for your health?
Now I am an aristocrat, I lead a life of leisure
I have a lot of servants and indulge in every pleasure"
As night came on we drank our wine and ate the fruits in season
He said "Pick one of the servants and we'll make a cosy threesome"
I said……mmm……I rather like the chauffeur
But I think i'll take the sofa!"
Optional Extra Verses
I visited my good friend Lars in charming COPENHAGEN
We went on down to Christianshaven to see the fair and bargain
He said that Fritz could put me up in his abode nearby
A 16thcentury dwelling that was picturesque besides
The apartment had no heating it was never modernized
We downed a lot of schnaps so we could warm up our insides
And Fritz said “We should sleep up close to get the heat we lack
My bed is rather hard but it’ll straighten up your back”’
I said “Well I prefer to slouch
So I think I’ll take the couch!”
While trudging through Tribeca in the NEW YORK transit strike
A fellow ran right into me a-dreaming on his bike
There seemed to be no damage done I only suffered shock
He said “ You’re looking shaken why not come up to my loft?”
Now he was a musician and he had a lot of space
He played me lots of records and I really liked his taste.
I said “I should go home but with the strike it’s such a drag”
He said “why don’t you stay the night and share my sleeping bag?”
I said “ I think you’re a gorgeous man
But … haven’t you got a divan?!”
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9. |
Ancient Pipes
03:42
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Ancient pipes are callin' me
To a place I long to be
Ancient pipes are callin' me
And I must follow after
I saw the piper on the hill
And all around the air was still
My heart was dancin' with the lilt
How could I ignore him?
And first he played a merry fling
It made me want to laugh and sing
And then he played the saddest thing
That set my heart to weepin'
Chorus:
Ancient pipes
Sorrowin' and laughin'
Ancient pipes are callin' me
And I must follow after
I saw the ghosts of clansmen bold
In plaid of red and green and gold
And braw the sight was to behold
Their colours and their bearin'
And through the glen the phantoms passed
The piper called them to the last
And they were gone to battle's blast
And some for not returnin'
And when the mist had closed around
The mountains wore a silver shroud
But still I heard his bonny sound
A-pullin' me to follow
The spell was laid upon me then
To follow over hill and glen
And though he ne'er come back again
My heart still hears the piper
Ancient pipes are callin' me
To a place I long to be
Ancient pipes are callin' me
And I must follow after
(Note: last two lines can become a round)
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10. |
The Mole Song
03:01
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I'm a mole and I live in a hole
Where do I live?
New York
I'm a mole and I live in a hole
Where do I live?
New York, New York
It's a helluva town
Oh the Bronx is up
But my battery's down
Running down
I lift up my window
The air's kinda stuffy
And all I can see
Are the buildings nearby
My eyes have grown dim
And my skin's kinda puffy
My duct's are so dirty
I can't even cry
And I'm a mole and I live in a hole
Where do I live?
New York
I'm a mole and success is my goal
Got plenty of street to walk
New York
It's a helluva town
Oh the Bronx is up
But my battery's down
Running down
And I was brought up in a place in the country
Where butterflies flutter and bumblebees sway
The grass was so green and so golden with buttercups
But here in Manhattan
It's concrete and grey
And I'm a city mole and I live in a hole
Where do I live?
New York
I'm a mole, I'm a civilized soul
I eat with a knife and fork
New York
It's a hell-of-a-town
Oh the Bronx is up
But my battery's down
Running down
Running down
Running down
Running down
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11. |
Down Coat
04:27
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I didn't go home for Xmas
instead I bought a coat
To get me through a New York winter
A bright sea-green down coat
A hand-dyed affair
With lots of flair
It reached up to here and down there
And everywhere I went that winter
They'd walk up to me and say
CHORUS
Is that a down coat?
No it's an up-coat
I wish I had one the same
is that a down coat?
No it's an up coat
I guess it really keeps you warm
How much did it cost? was it expensive?
Where did you get that coat?
What was that you said, Broome and West Broadway?
What was the name of the shop?
Excuse me this is where I get off
it's a great down coat"
Round midnight traveling on the subway
A scary thing to do
I found myself alone in the the subway car
When a feller got on too
Equivocal appearance, unkempt hair
Was that a kindly glance, was that a leer?
I flinched as he walked up to me
But this is what he said
I was walking past Bloomingdales in the snow
And a lady in a fur coat wanted to know
Is that a down coat?
And on St. Paddy's day in the parade
A guy who was marching with the Fire Brigade
Is that a down coat?
And at the top of the Empire State
When I went to look the guard said "Wait!
Say lady…is that a down coat?”
And if I wore it in New Zealand
Would it be a Down Under coat?
I could always use it as a sleeping-bag
Or sail it like a boat
But I know if I wear it down in Dunedin
Or anywhere else that's really freezin'
They'll overcome their kiwi shyness
And this is what they'll say
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12. |
Me & the Magician
03:23
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Me and the magician
Look at me walking along behind him
Wonder if he noticed
Me and the magician
Silvery silhouettes well defined
We’re well defined
And up above the skyline
Stars are lighting up a high-sign
Cos me and the magician are two of a kind
Me and the magician
All of the rest of the town’s deserted
No-one in New York but
Me and the magician
Strictly a stratagem we’ve refined
We’ve both refined
And I may look a bimbo
But I’m laughing in our limbo
Cos me and the magician
Are two of a kind
He’s dressed in black
And he’s weaving a spell with long white fingers
Weaving a special spell that lingers
After we’ve passed along
And on our street
There’s trumpets and treetops all a-twirling
And roses and raindrops gently swirling
And wonderment whirlin’ round my Merlin
As I follow on behind
Me and the magician
Suddenly smelling the scent of orange-blossoms
On the trees for
Me and magician
He has such lovely legerdemain
Legerdemain
And I’d give a lot of money
To be this magician’s bunny
Cos me and the magician
Are two of a kind
And I’d give a lot of money
to be this magician’s bunny
Cos me and magician
Are two of a kind
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13. |
Rubber Tree Rap
05:37
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14. |
In the Land of Music
04:27
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Underneath the rubber tree
In the land of music voyage we
In the land of music
Magic land of music
Voyage we
I will look upon your eyes
Elenor will cook and harmonise
In the land of music
Three good chums
With a towel around your bum
Underneath the listening rubber tree
Streets my sizzle
Pipes may freeze
In the land of music
We’re at ease
In the land of music
Magic land of music
We’re at ease
You will play and I will sing
Elenor will do most anything
In the land of music
Three can tour
And Jiwi’s coming that makes four
Underneath the listening rubber tree
I’ll love you and you’ll love me
In the land of music we’ll be free
In the land of music
Magic land of music
We’ll be free
Puns and witticisms flow
But Elenora’s jokes will have to go
In the land of music
Three is heav’n
And Jiwi’s four
The cat’s make seven
Underneath the listening rubber tree
Coda:
In the land of music
Magic land of music
Underneath the listening
Glistening
Christening
Rubber tree
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15. |
Linn Lorkin New Zealand
Brought up on farm in Tokoroa NZ, Linn Lorkin got her show-business start in Europe in the 70s. She started off singing in a low dive in Copenhagen and went on to play the prestigious Ronnie Scott's in London. She played piano-bar in NYC in the 80s and there became a prolific songwriter. Back in NZ she became one of the most versatile performers around, singing, touring and writing for many bands ... more
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